A conversation with a freelance producer and Art Director

So today I wore a sweater over a white undershirt. It gets hot in the office space they have me in so I start to peel off my sweater. Just then the new slightly annoying producer walks in, sweater only half off.

Blonde freelance producer: Whoa.

Me: Huh?

BFP: Um, ch---, why are you so dark?

Me: I'm filipino that how we are.

BFP: No, but you're really dark.

My art directer walks in.

AD: Chiaow! What are you showing off, ch---?

Me: It gets hot in here! And this sweater is chaffing.

AD: You're really dark.

Me: You wont believe this, but my pants are chaffing too.

true...cept for that last part